tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

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brandnewswastikas:

Real men cry with their eyes open so they can still check out any hot chicks that happen to pass by. 

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yall:

chachanchan:

yall:

One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

omg was that Kris?!

Sub : Wu…wufan..? is that how you pronounce it?

Kris: No. Its Kevin.

Yeah I don’t know what this means

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Step 1: You can’t.

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